Please don't freak out when I tell you something.
Just.
Promise you'll always be my friends.
Do you promise?
Pinky promise?
Okay.
*deep breath*
I sparkle.
afheilafheailr it is so RIDICULOUS. Seriously. The new lotion my mom gave me works really well, but when I went out today, I SPARKLED. NOT ON, MATE.
And it's ONLY in sunlight that I sparkle. What. The. Deuces.
In addition, I have Transylvanian blood in me, am dark-haired, a klutz, and oh, guess what, my parents were thinking of naming me Isabella when I was born.
.__________________________.
Remember. You promised to still be my friends.
3 comments:
I might disown you.
I really might.
You're lucky I love you a lot.
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(Also: AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH)
Ah hahah. ahahahah.
Excuse me while I MOCK YOU.
withlove
No! Don't disown me! D:
But yes, I am very lucky.
And thank you, guys. I very much appreciate the mocks.
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