Once Upon A Time...

There was a boy named Yuo. Yuo wasn't exceptional at all except for the fact that he was Irish, but he didn't think much of that fact since he LIVED in Ireland. Everyone was Irish. He didn't question that until a tourist girl came to his neighborhood one day and they happened to bump into each other. The girl knew it was love at first sight with Yuo, but Yuo, regretfully, rejected her. The girl left Ireland with a broken heart, but she swore never to forget him. And she held true to her promise. She would randomly burst out saying, "I MISS YUO!" and everyone would stare at her oddly until she claimed she had just misspelled "you", ducking her head in shame. Nothing in her life was the same again.


THE END

Wasn't that just a happy story, kids? I thought so! It has a wonderful moral. Never go to Ireland and fall in love with a boy named Yuo. Just don't. It's not a good idea.

-Glind

1 comments:

Taylor Kowalski said...
January 30, 2010 at 10:52 PM

HA!

excuse me while I laugh until I cannot breathe.

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